Denni O 51: HO HO HOs

‘Twas the night before deadline, my review not yet done

for Denni O’s Ho Ho Hos it was a quarter past one.

My mind was a blank, and my eyes felt quite dreary

Yet I had to critique volume fifty-one of the series.

Bereft of ideas and angles obtuse

I took measures extreme I had nothing to lose.

Neither expand nor expound, I had not time for a tome,

So, in lieu of a review, I’d take a crack at a poem.

Below, the result of my terse, rhythmic venture

that hopefully my editors will want not to censure

May it connect with you all, as were it an isthmus

Here now my review ala ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.

To start, there’s a Wolfe comma Stephan behind camera

Directing the scenes and assorted ephemera.

There’s Missy in red and Denni in cap

And presents containing large sex toys and crap.

Pierced nipple-y breasts and newfound toys

Will most certainly suffice during a Christmas sans boys.

With a tube full of lube, Denni greases her slit

To find out which dildo will most likely fit.

A fireplug, then a foot, but don’t stick them in quick

Even an old, stretched out pussy is no place for a two-foot thick dick.

When what to my bugged out eyes should appear,

But a gaping hole at the front and some prolapse in the rear.

Now fetish! Now anal! Mature perturbations

With plenty of gonzo and shocking penetrations!

All the way to the hilt, where there exists usually balls

Stuff it way…cram it way…push…take it all!

Her eyes how they twinkled her dimples how merry

As she moaned and she writhed as that thing popped her cherry.

A huge, rubber phallus was wedged deep in her twat

and all I could think of is, “Holy shit! Now what?”

The ‘what’ was yet larger things jammed in her muff

And then Missy outdoors getting speculum-stuffed.

But wait! There was missing a scene on the box

Of a black Peter Iron and his monster black cock.

“Well, that sucks,” so I thought. “What they told was a lie.”

There’s no cock in no ass and no anal cream pie?

But, at fifty-three minutes it just doesn’t seem

there’s much time for guy/girl and a large butt to ream.

If sex swings are your thing you won’t find them here

Just pussies, insertions, large, larger and sheer.

But, as sex goes if dildos are your type of fun,

Try Denni O’s Ho Ho Hos Volume fifty-one.

“Finally,” I thought. “I can put this to bed.”

And wash all these images right from my head.

More, if you find copying classics too trite

My review’s at least finished, so I bid you goodnight.